The Things I Tweet Playing the fun game of trying to determine how ma…
Playing the fun game of trying to determine how many people on my giant flight from ATL to SEA are #AWP14 bound. My guess: all.
Month: February 2014
The Things I Tweet Previous tweet perhaps erroneously assumes you car…
Previous tweet perhaps erroneously assumes you care where I will be. If you do, you probably have my phone number. Let’s text, peoples.
The Things I Tweet For those who would like to know where I will be d…
For those who would like to know where I will be during #AWP14: the bookfair. I have a panel Saturday afternoon. Otherwise: the bookfair.
The Things I Tweet Just set my work autoresponder. Now it’s time to d…
Just set my work autoresponder. Now it’s time to do the last packing for Seattle. #AWP14, I will see you soon.
The Things I Tweet Anyone care to meet us at the Carolina Rollergirls…
Anyone care to meet us at the Carolina Rollergirls match? We’re heading out very soon.
The Things I Tweet POETRY REVOLUTION: My poems are now in the 4th per…
POETRY REVOLUTION: My poems are now in the 4th person– my speaker clumsily relates things better said by some other 3rd person speaker.
The Things I Tweet Year after year, I hear this rhetoric out of baseb…
Year after year, I hear this rhetoric out of baseball clubs, and year after year, I believe it. I want it to be true. I live off that hope.
The Things I Tweet Seriously, is there ever a spring training where e…
Seriously, is there ever a spring training where everyone reports “in reasonable but not remarkable” shape, or everyone is behind on rehab?
The Things I Tweet All jobs should have a spring training. The textil…
All jobs should have a spring training. The textile engineer dropped 20 pounds this offseason! The teacher is in the best shape of her life!
The Things I Tweet Oh, the grammarian half of me is extremely happy a…
Oh, the grammarian half of me is extremely happy about this: digg.com/video/fix-your…
The Things I Tweet What is this photo from? Was it a 24Live core? @ce…
What is this photo from? Was it a 24Live core? @cecilegarcia @hueypriest @CorBrown @conky @Folio_Ninja @hrtbag http://t.co/DdRXxkhGWD
The Things I Tweet If I was willing to get into my car and brave the…
If I was willing to get into my car and brave the roads and Duke BB team wasn’t, does that mean I’m tougher than their whole team? YES.
The Things I Tweet Hadn’t yet gotten into the car for UNC/Duke game,…
Hadn’t yet gotten into the car for UNC/Duke game, so thanks to all who tweeted, texted, and FBed to tell me to stay home. 🙂
The Things I Tweet Having boldly proclaimed that I would go to the UN…
Having boldly proclaimed that I would go to the UNC-Duke game regardless of weather, I am now meekly preparing a roadside emergency kit.
The Things I Tweet Don’t care what the snowfall is like, I WILL be at…
Don’t care what the snowfall is like, I WILL be at the UNC/Duke game tonight! #GoHeelsGoAmerica
The Things I Tweet After only an hour of snowfall. http://t.co/d06t8u…
After only an hour of snowfall. http://t.co/d06t8uDhu7
The Things I Tweet Shouldn’t we stop shaming celebrity poems and be e…
Shouldn’t we stop shaming celebrity poems and be excited that poetry’s reach has extended just a wee bit further out of its ivory tower?
The Things I Tweet Hey @annaleighclark, I just pitched in a couple bu…
Hey @annaleighclark, I just pitched in a couple bucks. @WriteAHouse only needs about $700 now! indiegogo.com/projects/write…
The Things I Tweet Amazon needs a feature of the top 10 Kindle downlo…
Amazon needs a feature of the top 10 Kindle downloads by people who have good taste.
The Things I Tweet On a day with light snow, a third-floor office wit…
On a day with light snow, a third-floor office with a huge window is a heck of a nice place to work.