The Things I Tweet The Hurricanes will always have my #rexheart, but…
The Hurricanes will always have my #rexheart, but Shaquille O’Neal’s Greatest hits will always have my #rexsoul
Month: February 2014
The Things I Tweet Who else that I know is in the DRAWN TO MARVEL ant…
Who else that I know is in the DRAWN TO MARVEL anthology? The list of contributors must be quite long but it’s nowhere that I can find…
The Things I Tweet Gram-O-Rama is tomorrow night at the high school….
Gram-O-Rama is tomorrow night at the high school. So excited. These students have worked so hard– and the show is funny!
The Things I Tweet You should read @winbassett’s work over at @Pithea…
You should read @winbassett‘s work over at @PitheadChapel. pitheadchapel.com/thousands/
The Things I Tweet My great wish: someday they’ll add a restriction t…
My great wish: someday they’ll add a restriction to licenses so people who suck at driving in rain & snow just aren’t allowed to.
The Things I Tweet I don’t want to alarm you all but I look tremenous…
I don’t want to alarm you all but I look tremenous in this sweatervest.
The Things I Tweet Showing a little love this morning for @YesYesBook…
Showing a little love this morning for @YesYesBooks.
The Things I Tweet Feel bad for the advertisers who sank millions on…
Feel bad for the advertisers who sank millions on ads that aired after 90% of viewers stopped watching OH WAIT NO I DON’T HAHAHA
The Things I Tweet Won’t lie: I was hoping the tractor would tackle t…
Won’t lie: I was hoping the tractor would tackle the little kid before he reached the Green Bay end zone.
The Things I Tweet Women are not allowed to join framilies, apparentl…
Women are not allowed to join framilies, apparently.
The Things I Tweet Seattle is demolishing Denver like Michael Douglas…
Seattle is demolishing Denver like Michael Douglas was demolishing that hot dog.
The Things I Tweet Looking forward to the increase in sales of lime-g…
Looking forward to the increase in sales of lime-green shoes.
The Things I Tweet If Peyton Manning could shoot lasers from his eyes…
If Peyton Manning could shoot lasers from his eyes, all of New Jersey would be a smoking ruin right now.
The Things I Tweet Oh noooo, Bruno Mars has been picked off by the Ch…
Oh noooo, Bruno Mars has been picked off by the Chili Peppers!
The Things I Tweet It’s been three and a half minutes without a comme…
It’s been three and a half minutes without a commercial. That’s a new Super Bowl XLVIII record, set by Bruno Mars.