The Things I Tweet It calls to me. I have papers to grade. But oh how…
It calls to me. I have papers to grade. But oh how it calls to me. http://t.co/OIYoybYR9X
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The Things I Tweet Garfunkel and Oates. I mean, come on. So wonderful…
Garfunkel and Oates. I mean, come on. So wonderful. This truly is the new golden age of television.
The Things I Tweet 14 ukelele players rocking out to “Mr. Brightside….
14 ukelele players rocking out to “Mr. Brightside.” Didn’t see that one coming.
The Things I Tweet Love this poster that @terrylkennedy made for the…
Love this poster that @terrylkennedy made for the upcoming MONSTERS OF UNICORN reading on November 9. http://t.co/GOGnrUx49K
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http://t.co/ru5DuKZvAF
The Things I Tweet Tony Earley at the Regulator tonight was a super-e…
Tony Earley at the Regulator tonight was a super-enjoyable reading. Go pick up MR. TALL, y’all.
The Things I Tweet My first reading from the chapbook is tomorrow! @I…
My first reading from the chapbook is tomorrow! @IndyweekArts was kind to shout us out. http://t.co/3ssnmoKAbs
The Things I Tweet Preying mantis caught a small beetle on our deck a…
Preying mantis caught a small beetle on our deck and was chomping away. http://t.co/q2zXVzO325
The Things I Tweet Forgot how much fun it is, early in the semester,…
Forgot how much fun it is, early in the semester, to return comments longer than the students’ papers. So much to say. #justlikedavematthews
The Things I Tweet I refuse to believe I’m the only one who hates the…
I refuse to believe I’m the only one who hates the phrase “so as to.”
The Things I Tweet Holy crap, someone actually Kickstarted Monstercar…
Holy crap, someone actually Kickstarted Monstercard. kickstarter.com/projects/white… @Folio_Ninja @ptisamovie @scronce
The Things I Tweet & then I was like my students are better than…
& then I was like my students are better than yours & you were like nah bro & I was like I’ll bet you a sandwich girl & then I won that bet
The Things I Tweet Hive mind: @heidiEwhite wants to know if panthers…
Hive mind: @heidiEwhite wants to know if panthers lick themselves.
The Things I Tweet Today is Bid Day, when the streets are filled with…
Today is Bid Day, when the streets are filled with screaming t-shirt-clad throngs and I feel moved to vehicular manslaughter.
The Things I Tweet New favorite thing: someone signs up for mailing l…
New favorite thing: someone signs up for mailing list, then sends unsubscribe notice telling you that emailing them is “probably illegal.”
The Things I Tweet Don’t trust your journal if your advisory board li…
Don’t trust your journal if your advisory board lists a writer who’s been dead for almost three years now.
The Things I Tweet Our bid to visit the Asheville Pinball Museum was…
Our bid to visit the Asheville Pinball Museum was foiled. We must return instead to Chai Pani. Oh, woe. http://t.co/dL8fba2fSZ
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http://t.co/z4UyvjnPrb
The Things I Tweet Did the town council vote on that shrimp ramp yet?…
Did the town council vote on that shrimp ramp yet? I think we need a shrimp ramp.
The Things I Tweet Friday night. Trying to make a poem. Is no good.
Friday night. Trying to make a poem. Is no good.