Re-watching the Gram-O-Rama show with @dmnowell and @statingDobvious. Forgot how excellent this show was. #gramorama

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DOC: do u have kids ME: no DOC: do u ever come in contact with someone else’s kids ME: i work in a high school DOC: so u have ALL the germs

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First workshop instructions from Sally Keith. She’s sent two of my favorites in her packet. I don’t want to wait a week to start.

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Sometimes I pray for selfish things, like a social media intern who desperately wants small press work.

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Working on the poetry syllabus for first trimester. Adding some new poems by @johnmortara, Anders Carlson-Wee, & Kimberly O’Connor.

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Starting my online course tomorrow. Haven’t taught online in a curiously long time.

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Finally read Blue Yodel last night, and yeah, that book rocks.

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Integrated my wallet into a notebook cover, and now my notebook IS my wallet. I quite love that.

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Today: watching rocket launches, forming a bunch of new clubs, predicting the future for 100+ people, glow stick tag.

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Thinking that my cool summer look should be a gas mask.

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Wishing you all the best, @pankmagazine. I’ll miss you.

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Started the day by spilling Diet Cherry Pepsi on my crotch and all over the floor. It’s gonna be a good one, folks.

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.@terrylkennedy and I have discovered a show called Fat Guys in the Woods on The Weather Channel, and God help us, we cannot stop watching.

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Parallel universe in which all radio stations play The Oak Ridge Boys.

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This. A thousand times this. houstonpress.com/arts/no-it-s-n…

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Powerful words from the guru of grammar, Daphne Athas: gramorama.com/2015/07/13/the…

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Working title for book 2: UNFRIEND ME NOW IT’S NOT GOING TO STOP

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Working title for book 2: COME ON EVERYONE LET’S GIVE UP

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Working title for book 2: SUBURBAN LEGEND

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