The Things I Tweet Integrated my wallet into a notebook cover, and no…
Integrated my wallet into a notebook cover, and now my notebook IS my wallet. I quite love that.
Month: July 2015
The Things I Tweet Today: watching rocket launches, forming a bunch o…
Today: watching rocket launches, forming a bunch of new clubs, predicting the future for 100+ people, glow stick tag.
The Things I Tweet Thinking that my cool summer look should be a gas…
Thinking that my cool summer look should be a gas mask.
The Things I Tweet Wishing you all the best, @pankmagazine. I’ll miss…
Wishing you all the best, @pankmagazine. I’ll miss you.
The Things I Tweet Started the day by spilling Diet Cherry Pepsi on m…
Started the day by spilling Diet Cherry Pepsi on my crotch and all over the floor. It’s gonna be a good one, folks.
The Things I Tweet Dear internet, if anyone can identify the trees in…
Dear internet, if anyone can identify the trees in this photo (taken in Louisiana), I’d be so grateful: http://t.co/ekUTZiNy0J
The Things I Tweet .@terrylkennedy and I have discovered a show calle…
.@terrylkennedy and I have discovered a show called Fat Guys in the Woods on The Weather Channel, and God help us, we cannot stop watching.
The Things I Tweet Parallel universe in which all radio stations play…
Parallel universe in which all radio stations play The Oak Ridge Boys.
The Things I Tweet This. A thousand times this. http://t.co/aKHdx19N…
This. A thousand times this. houstonpress.com/arts/no-it-s-n…
The Things I Tweet Powerful words from the guru of grammar, Daphne At…
Powerful words from the guru of grammar, Daphne Athas: gramorama.com/2015/07/13/the…
The Things I Tweet Working title for book 2: UNFRIEND ME NOW IT’S NOT…
Working title for book 2: UNFRIEND ME NOW IT’S NOT GOING TO STOP
The Things I Tweet Working title for book 2: COME ON EVERYONE LET’S G…
Working title for book 2: COME ON EVERYONE LET’S GIVE UP
The Things I Tweet Working title for book 2: SUBURBAN LEGEND
Working title for book 2: SUBURBAN LEGEND
The Things I Tweet Working title for book 2: SHOULDER BUDDIES
Working title for book 2: SHOULDER BUDDIES
The Things I Tweet Working title for book 2: THE COLLECTED TWEETS OF…
Working title for book 2: THE COLLECTED TWEETS OF W.B. YEATS
The Things I Tweet Working title for book 2: I WILL MURDER YOU WITH Y…
Working title for book 2: I WILL MURDER YOU WITH YOUR OWN EYES
The Things I Tweet (Soon I’ll be doing three shows a weekend and coac…
(Soon I’ll be doing three shows a weekend and coaching four teams.)
The Things I Tweet Just agreed to be the sponsor of the improv club a…
Just agreed to be the sponsor of the improv club at our school. (You watch. This is the first step to falling off the wagon.)
The Things I Tweet Chris Johnson saying he wants to be traded from th…
Chris Johnson saying he wants to be traded from the #Braves is like the ancient mariner saying he wants to be traded from the albatross.
The Things I Tweet “You know, there are other things than smart.” –R…
“You know, there are other things than smart.” –Raylan Givens “Yeah. Those are NOT smart.” –his boss