The Things I Tweet Read this and be utterly destroyed. https://t.co/d…
Read this and be utterly destroyed. poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine…
Author: Ross
The Things I Tweet dear fellow chapbook publishers: stop making ugly…
dear fellow chapbook publishers: stop making ugly books kthxbye
The Things I Tweet From the outside, it looked like the scream ended…
From the outside, it looked like the scream ended the campaign. One of the great political disappointments of my gen twitter.com/FiveThirtyEigh…
The Things I Tweet Taught some EBV this week, and now ALL the student…
Taught some EBV this week, and now ALL the students want to read her some more. *beaming*
The Things I Tweet Dude moved from horribly offensive to lyrical in t…
Dude moved from horribly offensive to lyrical in the space of about three minutes.
The Things I Tweet 4. Buy a sturdy watch. If you ever leave the plane…
4. Buy a sturdy watch. If you ever leave the planet, you’ll want to know what time it is back home.
The Things I Tweet 3. Bill Cosby’s TV family is the same as his real…
3. Bill Cosby’s TV family is the same as his real family.
The Things I Tweet 2. Ebony magazine! Ooh, is this one with a centerf…
2. Ebony magazine! Ooh, is this one with a centerfold?
The Things I Tweet 1. Ohhh, they have a JUVENILE diabetes now!
1. Ohhh, they have a JUVENILE diabetes now!
The Things I Tweet Live tweeting things the dude next to me in the wa…
Live tweeting things the dude next to me in the waiting room is saying:
The Things I Tweet Discovery of the night: I was listed in @ninawyo’s…
Discovery of the night: I was listed in @ninawyo‘s phone as “Manmeat, Beautiful.” Which means that, at some point, I got hold of her phone.
The Things I Tweet Brokeback spreadsheet. https://t.co/3ciSKKAygW
Brokeback spreadsheet. https://t.co/3ciSKKAygW
The Things I Tweet Moment of greatest self-loathing: when I can’t tra…
Moment of greatest self-loathing: when I can’t transcend my present concerns enough to even IMAGINE what life’d be like w/o those concerns.
The Things I Tweet Co-worker just quoted Shelley in a discussion of s…
Co-worker just quoted Shelley in a discussion of school reform. It took everything I had not to leap across the table and high-five him.
The Things I Tweet There’s dude standing on the corner behind the sno…
There’s dude standing on the corner behind the snowbank. I thought he was talking on the phone, but I think he might be shooting video.
The Things I Tweet Moral: stay off the roads. And if you have to driv…
Moral: stay off the roads. And if you have to drive, don’t drive near Odyssey & Penrith.
The Things I Tweet While standing at the window for 10 minutes, I hav…
While standing at the window for 10 minutes, I have watched 3 accidents, 2 people slip on the ice, & 1 dude hit a snowbank & lose his bumper