I don’t want to alarm you all but I look tremenous in this sweatervest.

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Showing a little love this morning for @YesYesBooks.

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Feel bad for the advertisers who sank millions on ads that aired after 90% of viewers stopped watching OH WAIT NO I DON’T HAHAHA

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Won’t lie: I was hoping the tractor would tackle the little kid before he reached the Green Bay end zone.

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Women are not allowed to join framilies, apparently.

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Seattle is demolishing Denver like Michael Douglas was demolishing that hot dog.

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Looking forward to the increase in sales of lime-green shoes.

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If Peyton Manning could shoot lasers from his eyes, all of New Jersey would be a smoking ruin right now.

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Oh noooo, Bruno Mars has been picked off by the Chili Peppers!

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It’s been three and a half minutes without a commercial. That’s a new Super Bowl XLVIII record, set by Bruno Mars.

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I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm. I am an actual worm. I live like a worm.

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My amazing kids made a one-minute trailer for their show. I think it’s wonderful. m.youtube.com/watch?v=m_DdZP…

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Just watched OBLIVION and why did my nerd friends not demand that I see it sooner?

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Just made the Gram-O-Rama flyers for the high school show. So geeked out at this moment.

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Sure, come on in and talk about the weather some more. I wasn’t working on anything meaningful.

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Pro tip: If your press runs a contest, you press’s website also needs to make some mention of how to buy the books it publishes.

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Using a quiet snow afternoon to work on a Coursera course. I am a huge nerd.

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Tanya Olson, y’all. flip.it/w7cpl

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Whatever craptastic algorithm Facebook is using to show me the same four posts over and over, it only decreases my interest in Facebook.

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It’s all quieting down now.

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