The Things I Tweet Day eight of the flu. I am really tired of having…
Day eight of the flu. I am really tired of having the flu.
Author: Ross
The Things I Tweet Conference observation (2/2): If someone paid to b…
Conference observation (2/2): If someone paid to be in the vendor area, don’t hang out at their table for an hour trying to sell YOUR thing.
The Things I Tweet Conference observations (1/2): If you are playing…
Conference observations (1/2): If you are playing Gangnam Style on a loop, the person at the booth next to you will be filled with hatred.
The Things I Tweet Did you guys see @linnieVII in The New York Times…
Did you guys see @linnieVII in The New York Times with a rockstar essay? nyti.ms/1zeAxG7
The Things I Tweet I may have the flu, but that didn’t stop me from d…
I may have the flu, but that didn’t stop me from doing this: http://t.co/gc6IA3mHVq
The Things I Tweet Go away, flu.
Go away, flu.
The Things I Tweet For one night only, I’m a Giants fan. Go Huddy!
For one night only, I’m a Giants fan. Go Huddy!
The Things I Tweet There’s ONE supervillain in my life, and *of cour…
There’s ONE supervillain in my life, and *of course* he’s fallen in love with the same woman I’m in love with. #superheroproblems
The Things I Tweet You guys, come on, I refuse to believe I’m the onl…
You guys, come on, I refuse to believe I’m the only one here who has the almost obsessive need to nickname his kitten Roland Fuzzball-ewski.
The Things I Tweet Ranking colleges through social mobility of gradua…
Ranking colleges through social mobility of graduates: socialmobilityindex.org (thanks to @snickclunk for this)
The Things I Tweet J.G. McClure was kind enough to review HOW WE CAME…
J.G. McClure was kind enough to review HOW WE CAME UPON THE COLONY for Cleaver: cleavermagazine.com/how-we-came-up…
The Things I Tweet I hold fast to my conviction that the plural of ed…
I hold fast to my conviction that the plural of edamame is edasmame, like poets laureate or postmasters general.
The Things I Tweet (because I am no longer 17)
(because I am no longer 17)
The Things I Tweet For reasons I cannot name and do not fully underst…
For reasons I cannot name and do not fully understand, all I want for dinner is a ham and cheese Hot Pocket. (I do not have any Hot Pockets)
The Things I Tweet I’m so over “poetry is dead.”
I’m so over “poetry is dead.”
The Things I Tweet Ah, yes, there’s that feeling like the muscles are…
Ah, yes, there’s that feeling like the muscles are going to slide right off my bones. #notgood
The Things I Tweet Listening to Chinese students present on Gaokao. I…
Listening to Chinese students present on Gaokao. It’s clear I have folded under the pressure of a Chinese education.
The Things I Tweet This. Just this. https://t.co/xE2rHflJYZ
This. Just this. google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j…
The Things I Tweet WW grads in poetry: do this. https://t.co/OhuPOhpH…
WW grads in poetry: do this. m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…
The Things I Tweet I have a copy of David Roderick’s THE AMERICANS an…
I have a copy of David Roderick’s THE AMERICANS and this is making me very happy.