The Things I Tweet “Isn’t that what tears are? Just pee out of your f…
“Isn’t that what tears are? Just pee out of your face?” –Anonymous* *my wife
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The Things I Tweet Never thought I’d be posting a link to GMA but thi…
Never thought I’d be posting a link to GMA but this is must-see TV: m.hitfix.com/news/carrie-fi…
The Things I Tweet “… as long as they remembered that they always h…
“… as long as they remembered that they always have the choice to be compassionate” – @karawrite on @xojanedotcom xojane.com/it-happened-to…
The Things I Tweet I’m sad to see that @triciacotham won’t seek re-el…
I’m sad to see that @triciacotham won’t seek re-election but so very grateful for all she has done for North Carolina.
The Things I Tweet ♥♥♥ to Gram-O-Rama 2015 at UNC. They completely r…
♥♥♥ to Gram-O-Rama 2015 at UNC. They completely rocked TALK WORDY TO ME in front of a huge crowd.
The Things I Tweet This Gram-O-Rama article features one of my favori…
This Gram-O-Rama article features one of my favorite images ever captured by a camera. dailytarheel.com/article/2015/1…
The Things I Tweet Tomorrow at 5:30 pm: Gram-O-Rama presents TALK WOR…
Tomorrow at 5:30 pm: Gram-O-Rama presents TALK WORDY TO ME. Pleasants Family Library at UNC. Free to word lovers. Join us for grammar lulz.
The Things I Tweet So, our cat Spock fell out of a second-story windo…
So, our cat Spock fell out of a second-story window tonight. We think he’s ok– we raced down and got him right after it happened.
The Things I Tweet I feel like this is a dude who should be celebrate…
I feel like this is a dude who should be celebrated. A lot. espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id…
The Things I Tweet Hello, my name is Werner Brandes. This tweet is my…
Hello, my name is Werner Brandes. This tweet is my passport. Verify me.
The Things I Tweet “I am the party, so many times I am the party.”…
“I am the party, so many times I am the party.” –Steven Kleinman read some poems: hcquarterly.com/poetry-by-stev…
The Things I Tweet This article by @iamwilliedavis’s dad gets it righ…
This article by @iamwilliedavis‘s dad gets it right. dailyyonder.com/speak-your-pie…
The Things I Tweet Who’s around Thanksgiving weekend? Asking for a fr…
Who’s around Thanksgiving weekend? Asking for a friend who wants to play a lot of Rock Band.
The Things I Tweet Here’s a conference first: someone stole the clipb…
Here’s a conference first: someone stole the clipboard and pens off of our table. WTF?
The Things I Tweet I’m serious, y’all. Let’s get some outlaw motorcyc…
I’m serious, y’all. Let’s get some outlaw motorcycle gang-style leather vests for all the poets at AWP. Full-back tattoo optional.
The Things I Tweet Hooboy am I lookin’ ace in my new yearbook photo….
Hooboy am I lookin’ ace in my new yearbook photo. (Ugh) ncssm.edu/directory/ross…
The Things I Tweet I have a bigger case of impostor syndrome than you…
I have a bigger case of impostor syndrome than you. Not really. I don’t. *sigh* even my impostor syndrome is an impostor
The Things I Tweet Read three chapbooks last night. Felt human this m…
Read three chapbooks last night. Felt human this morning for the first time in weeks.
The Things I Tweet If I’ve owed you an e-mail for a month or two, I’m…
If I’ve owed you an e-mail for a month or two, I’m coming out of a hellish period. Hope to be back on track after Turkey Day. Lame, I know.
The Things I Tweet Hung out with one of my first two-time students, w…
Hung out with one of my first two-time students, who is now a middle school science teacher, & I was so excited & proud. ♥♥♥ educators!