The Things I Tweet This is one of the most gleefully insane Indiegogo…
This is one of the most gleefully insane Indiegogos ever. Kick my friend Jadrian a few bucks. You won’t regret it. indiegogo.com/projects/free-…
This is one of the most gleefully insane Indiegogos ever. Kick my friend Jadrian a few bucks. You won’t regret it. indiegogo.com/projects/free-…
Only published a little of your work? Try this! portyonderpress.com/2017-ten-debut…
Reminder: send those good poems in to @FourWayReview. We wanna read them!
I sure am glad we killed those dumb hippie electric cars! wral.com/nc-stations-ru…
And in a moment of need, I reached for @JaytotheTee. It’s better now. https://t.co/kAYZiRc9Ox
Pat from Salem College gave me her card last weekend. I was going to email her a handout. Just found the card in the wash. Dammit.
New to the list of words I hate: “impactfulness”
tfw when your comments on the student paper are longer than the student paper
Final resolution: We gave her a hug and invited her to sit in on a show. Other performer didn’t come but she got a pilot on Fox.
She was waiting for another performer to show. We hadn’t seen him in days. Had to call one of the comedy RAs to defuse the situation.
Dream: I was running a residential comedy training center. Had to go talk to performer waiting in her car down the street for hours.
Dragon boat racing! https://t.co/1hdIC4sL9g
Escobar : Limon :: Trump : America
This was my core problem the last few years. Had to quit a job to make cognitive adjustments to my writing. lifehacker.com/if-you-feel-li…
One day, a respected researcher will be agonizing over this, thinking “Who the f**k was Ross White?” ❤️❤️❤️ twitter.com/belles_lettres…
Clinton later said she “regrets assigning the designation to ‘half’ of them.” (Because she meant “90%”…) talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/clint…
Presumably the first Fallout 4 ending you pursue says a lot about you. I chose The Institute. You? (Cc: @victorlavalle @CoDeeDee)
God’s love for all men is alive and well in Alabama, I see… twitter.com/calebjdowns/st…
Today, I spoke to not one, but two different (and I think, unrelated) dudes dressed as pieces of toast. Seriously.