The Things I Tweet Airline customer service is a dumpster fire and it…
Airline customer service is a dumpster fire and it’s super high-quality next to what Bug has gotten from Explorica. Won’t see her tonight.
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The Things I Tweet Writing a short class on poems about work. Got som…
Writing a short class on poems about work. Got some Levine, Chitwood, and a favorite Carlson-Wee poem. Got a favorite you want to share?
The Things I Tweet You can tell me life isn’t perfect but you can’t t…
You can tell me life isn’t perfect but you can’t tell me it isn’t awesome.
The Things I Tweet Saw Dwayne Betts and Ansel Elkins read. My kids ro…
Saw Dwayne Betts and Ansel Elkins read. My kids rocked the open mic. Hung out all day with Lauren Miner. Read poems well past midnight.
The Things I Tweet Overheard at work: “I still wanna velcro my cats t…
Overheard at work: “I still wanna velcro my cats to the screen.”
The Things I Tweet Life goal: become the poetry equivalent of Tyrion…
Life goal: become the poetry equivalent of Tyrion Lannister
The Things I Tweet Hey Microsoft Word, have I EVER typed in an e-mail…
Hey Microsoft Word, have I EVER typed in an e-mail address and not asked you to Remove Hyperlink? Stop adding the hyperlink!
The Things I Tweet Thing I hate most about myself: my neck will one d…
Thing I hate most about myself: my neck will one day look like Jim Webb’s
The Things I Tweet 1. Apparently, Martin O’Malley is trying to appeal…
1. Apparently, Martin O’Malley is trying to appeal to the large bloc of uncommitted policy wonks. 2. Jim Webb trying to appeal to…um idk
The Things I Tweet You guys, she’s tweeting during her own debate, th…
You guys, she’s tweeting during her own debate, that’s some serious social media addiction. twitter.com/hillaryclinton…
The Things I Tweet Tuned into the debate right as Sanders said we nee…
Tuned into the debate right as Sanders said we need to shut up about Hillary’s email. ❤️❤️ for integrity. ❤️❤️ for reasoned discourse.
The Things I Tweet My grammar students explored tonight how euphemism…
My grammar students explored tonight how euphemisms blunt language before cliches deaden it. My heart was swelling with aphorisms.
The Things I Tweet Gonna lie about my age so people think I’m a mille…
Gonna lie about my age so people think I’m a millennial
The Things I Tweet Again? I mean, I would really rather go to classes…
Again? I mean, I would really rather go to classes. http://t.co/uXpULopHk9
The Things I Tweet It’s been a weekend of pleasant surprises: an unex…
It’s been a weekend of pleasant surprises: an unexpected ticket to the Canes game, pre-airport breakfast with Bread Loafer Elizabeth Reed…
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http://t.co/GqleKnnSgc
The Things I Tweet Just spent like two hours queueing my DLC so it’ll…
Just spent like two hours queueing my DLC so it’ll all come over to @RockBand 4. But still want my exports!
The Things I Tweet At some point, the menace that is Alexander Julian…
At some point, the menace that is Alexander Julian must be stopped. The black UNC hoops unis are atrocious.
The Things I Tweet Bow to the paper gods.
Bow to the paper gods.
The Things I Tweet David Rivard talked a lot about Robert Creeley at…
David Rivard talked a lot about Robert Creeley at BL, so I’ve spent some time rediscovering him tonight. “The Dishonest Mailmen” rocks me.