The Things I Tweet Tomorrow at 5:30 pm: Gram-O-Rama presents TALK WOR…
Tomorrow at 5:30 pm: Gram-O-Rama presents TALK WORDY TO ME. Pleasants Family Library at UNC. Free to word lovers. Join us for grammar lulz.
Month: November 2015
The Things I Tweet So, our cat Spock fell out of a second-story windo…
So, our cat Spock fell out of a second-story window tonight. We think he’s ok– we raced down and got him right after it happened.
The Things I Tweet I feel like this is a dude who should be celebrate…
I feel like this is a dude who should be celebrated. A lot. espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id…
The Things I Tweet Hello, my name is Werner Brandes. This tweet is my…
Hello, my name is Werner Brandes. This tweet is my passport. Verify me.
The Things I Tweet “I am the party, so many times I am the party.”…
“I am the party, so many times I am the party.” –Steven Kleinman read some poems: hcquarterly.com/poetry-by-stev…
The Things I Tweet This article by @iamwilliedavis’s dad gets it righ…
This article by @iamwilliedavis‘s dad gets it right. dailyyonder.com/speak-your-pie…
The Things I Tweet Who’s around Thanksgiving weekend? Asking for a fr…
Who’s around Thanksgiving weekend? Asking for a friend who wants to play a lot of Rock Band.
The Things I Tweet Here’s a conference first: someone stole the clipb…
Here’s a conference first: someone stole the clipboard and pens off of our table. WTF?
The Things I Tweet I’m serious, y’all. Let’s get some outlaw motorcyc…
I’m serious, y’all. Let’s get some outlaw motorcycle gang-style leather vests for all the poets at AWP. Full-back tattoo optional.
The Things I Tweet Hooboy am I lookin’ ace in my new yearbook photo….
Hooboy am I lookin’ ace in my new yearbook photo. (Ugh) ncssm.edu/directory/ross…
The Things I Tweet I have a bigger case of impostor syndrome than you…
I have a bigger case of impostor syndrome than you. Not really. I don’t. *sigh* even my impostor syndrome is an impostor
The Things I Tweet Read three chapbooks last night. Felt human this m…
Read three chapbooks last night. Felt human this morning for the first time in weeks.
The Things I Tweet If I’ve owed you an e-mail for a month or two, I’m…
If I’ve owed you an e-mail for a month or two, I’m coming out of a hellish period. Hope to be back on track after Turkey Day. Lame, I know.
The Things I Tweet Hung out with one of my first two-time students, w…
Hung out with one of my first two-time students, who is now a middle school science teacher, & I was so excited & proud. ♥♥♥ educators!
The Things I Tweet There are still five spaces in my MW 5:00-6:15 Int…
There are still five spaces in my MW 5:00-6:15 Intro to Poetry Writing class at UNC this spring. I’d just as soon fill every one of them.
The Things I Tweet It’s so hard to follow tragedy with humor, but ble…
It’s so hard to follow tragedy with humor, but bless you, John Oliver, for this week’s response to the violence in France.
The Things I Tweet Winner of our giveaway sent his address. It’s the…
Winner of our giveaway sent his address. It’s the house across from where I grew up in MD. That’s insane.
The Things I Tweet New kicks for Heels hoops season. https://t.co/bwP…
New kicks for Heels hoops season. https://t.co/bwPft7FjiZ
The Things I Tweet In the history of man, has there ever been anyone…
In the history of man, has there ever been anyone who had a better career than Mr. T?
The Things I Tweet Because I am a giant dork, I made my handout for t…
Because I am a giant dork, I made my handout for teaching at VCU on Wednesday night into a booklet. Can’t wait to meet you, VCU undergrads!