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Month: October 2015
The Things I Tweet Why do I think it’s so awesome when babies have mu…
Why do I think it’s so awesome when babies have mustaches and kids have beards?
The Things I Tweet My Halloween costume is @GuyInYourMFA and no one g…
My Halloween costume is @GuyInYourMFA and no one gets it. I’ll write about this later, then decry American culture when no one gets it.
The Things I Tweet Flabbergasted by the gift that some kind, anonymou…
Flabbergasted by the gift that some kind, anonymous type sent to my work address. Thank you, whoever you are, if you’re reading this.
The Things I Tweet I’m not sure what happened because I wasn’t watchi…
I’m not sure what happened because I wasn’t watching the debates but Jeb Bush just became the commissioner of my fantasy football league…
The Things I Tweet Succumbed, again, to the funny Halloween name. Des…
Succumbed, again, to the funny Halloween name. Despite telling myself that I wouldn’t.
The Things I Tweet Dear co-workers, if it looks like I’m just reading…
Dear co-workers, if it looks like I’m just reading comics at my desk this week and next, I swear, it’s research for a Media Studies class.
The Things I Tweet How much longer do you intend to wait before you s…
How much longer do you intend to wait before you schedule some time for joy?
The Things I Tweet New course text for Spring 2016: LUCKY FISH. Only…
New course text for Spring 2016: LUCKY FISH. Only five years overdue, right?
The Things I Tweet Hey @dcnoah, I taught your poem “More Lessons from…
Hey @DCNoah, I taught your poem “More Lessons from My Father” to my high school kids yesterday. thecollagist.com/the-collagist/…
The Things I Tweet Well, I know how I’ll be dropping six bucks tomorr…
Well, I know how I’ll be dropping six bucks tomorrow… twitter.com/RockBand/statu…
The Things I Tweet Good morning. Here, have your face rocked off by T…
Good morning. Here, have your face rocked off by Tommye Blount: poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine…
The Things I Tweet Olzmann and I had a pretty terrific view of the In…
Olzmann and I had a pretty terrific view of the International Space Station as it passed directly over Durham tonight.
The Things I Tweet Very few things make me hate modern life more than…
Very few things make me hate modern life more than Christmas commercials airing before Halloween.
The Things I Tweet “Those demons are probably the only father figures…
“Those demons are probably the only father figures those dancers have ever known.” Holy cow.
The Things I Tweet .@michelleisawolf’s appearance on @midnight this w…
.@michelleisawolf‘s appearance on @midnight this week was freaking inspired. New fan 4 life! 😻 💪 🙆
The Things I Tweet Bug is dressed as a bee for Halloween Zumba. https…
Bug is dressed as a bee for Halloween Zumba. https://t.co/kBPYHYiu6e
The Things I Tweet “there is a cognitive limit to the number of indiv…
“there is a cognitive limit to the number of individuals with whom any one person can maintain stable relationships” = why Facebook blows
The Things I Tweet This just in: apparently I really like poems with…
This just in: apparently I really like poems with bomb shelter imagery.
The Things I Tweet I’m so melancholy right now that you’d be well wit…
I’m so melancholy right now that you’d be well within your rights to just punch me in the face.