The Things I Tweet Reading in Winston-Salem on Friday, May 15 with so…
Reading in Winston-Salem on Friday, May 15 with some rockstars. Very, very excited about this.
Month: May 2015
The Things I Tweet I want to be your poem DJ.
I want to be your poem DJ.
The Things I Tweet “Pearson is the educational equivalent of Time War…
“Pearson is the educational equivalent of Time Warner Cable.” –John Oliver
The Things I Tweet Placing an order for 6,000 number one pencils, whi…
Placing an order for 6,000 number one pencils, which I plan to distribute to standardized test-takers as a hilarious prank.
The Things I Tweet Sadly, I think every word out of my mouth today wa…
Sadly, I think every word out of my mouth today was basically “why are my problems not also your problems?”
The Things I Tweet We have a cat named Boomer, so I like to listen to…
We have a cat named Boomer, so I like to listen to Adele real loud and change the words to “Boomer has it.”
The Things I Tweet I can now check the following off the bucket list:…
I can now check the following off the bucket list: “stole a skeleton.”