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Planned obsolesence is a pain. A relatively inconsequential rubber button my phone popped off, and the sprint store can’t repair it. Their solution: ship me a new phone. Over a thirty- cent part! sigh

the air slurs with the plump

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Since I got home from work at 5:40, I have been steadily working on my technical manual, with short breaks for dinner and bathtub + short stories. About 15 minutes ago, the power blinked out, and I lost the last hour or so worth of my work. Word’s autorecover didn’t help… well, not much. I guess I did keep the stuff from before that last hour. I am so angry / disappointed right now.


Microfic archived to offline environs!

In things best known to you finding the best

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Yikes. I tend to sign my business correspondence with “Best,” because, well, I generally do wish the best for my clients and co-workers. But apparently, some of them are thinking that’s a brush-off!

Dear reader, know that if I e-mail you and sign the e-mail “Best,” I still love you. If I sign it “Sincerely,” I’m keeping my distance but you can trust the contents of the e-mail. If I don’t like you, you’ll see a signature like “I hope you die.” Or perhaps “Until the next time I hear from you.”

what most perturbs the mind

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I’m with Jennings. The lolcatz are the greatest thing that has ever happened to teh Intarweb.

It is time I came back to my real life.

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Long overdue: I just purchased a sound card. My music sounds much better than it did before this purchase. I don’t hear the rattling of the CPU’s fan making digital noise in the speakers. I am making good use of this new purchase by listening to Natasha Bedingfield. *sigh*

I would be willing to bet that any nutritional value in the green beans I am eating has been offset by the fact that I made them with butter and soy. I do love soy sauce.

sudden October

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*today’s microfic archived to offline environs*

I accidentally overbid on an iPod on eBay, and won it. It was still cheap, just more than I should have spent. It was a 30GB black 5th gen. When the box came, it said 30GB on the outside, but the iPod itself is a 60GB. Not such an overbid now.

Rational actors wearing wrestling masks / would choose to lose collectively

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Well, after several months of suffering through the stutters and the syetm freezes associated with iTunes 7, I finally ditched three months of user data and ratings, and went back to iTunes 6. Sigh. That’s several times that I’ve had that happen. I’m hoping that’s the end of the nightmare that was iTunes 7. I’ve seen several blogs calling for an “iTunes Lite”– something that would take advantage of all the neat stuff you can get in the iTunes store, but not all of the bloated features. Gapless playback might be nice, CoverFlow is not anything I want my memory wasted on.

Wrestling last night. We went to dim sum this morning, I got a haircut, and I did a little research. All of this was a means of delaying the real work; some days, some weekends, you need a little procrastination. When I finally started, I had a great deal of fun looking at student poems. I’ve begun re-thinking which assignments I’ll give to my students. I’m now a little in awe that I didn’t assign sonnets last semester. I’m close to giving up the sestina, villanelle, or pantoum assignment; my apprehension comes from the fact that one of the best poems submitted last semester was a sestina that came in for that assignment. And sestinas are hard little buggers.

I am reading a friend’s book, and I feel like I am being taken to school all over again. Holy cow.

though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.

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In an attempt to get some higher-bitrate rips of my Beatles catalog into iTunes, but fool the program into thinking that the files weren’t new, just updated versions of tracks already in its database, I managed to delete the 45MB file that contained all of my ratings and play count information. Well, not delete it– that would be recoverable. Rather, I managed to overwrite the file. I consider this the same thing as entering a fugue state and erasing all annotations from the margins of my books. Well, I would, if I wrote in my books, but it drives me batty to write in books even though I know it would be a good thing for me to do. Of all of the lame OCD traits to end up with, I get one that could one day significantly hinder my progress as a poet.


Untitled I sink back upon the ground, expecting to die. A voice speaks out of my ear, You are not going to die, you are being changed into a zebra. You will have black and white stripes up and down your back and you will love people as you do not now. That is why you will be changed into a zebra that people will tame and exhibit in a zoo. You will be a favorite among children and you will love the children in return whom you do not love now. Zoo keepers will make a pet of you because of your round, sad eyes and musical bray, and you will love your keeper as you do not now. All is well, then, I tell myself silently, listening to the voice in my ear speak to me of my future. And what will happen to you, voice in my ear, I ask silently, and the answer comes at once: I will be your gentle, musical bray that will help you as a zebra all your days. I will mediate between the world and you, and I will learn to love you as a zebra whom I did not love as a human being.

–David Ignatow


At UNC, one may have up to five “@unc.edu” aliases. A good friend, as we were playing around with this information, registered a one-letter alias, which is a stunning display of economy that one might expect from a poet. At my request (well, let’s be honest– I thought it was funny so I offered him a bribe), he is now also the owner of the prefix “hotpoet.” Can one’s aliases be added to their body of work? I sincerely hope so.

Free Chicken Dinner

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So much for blogging that much more with Performancing.  I haven’t opened this blog in days.  Hrm.

I took a couple other tips from Lifehacker about sorting e-mail and what not.

  • Filter incoming messages by cc:– if it ain’t to me, I don’t need to know about it as urgently.
  • Filter all listservs out.
  • Filter out “public-face” e-mails.

I fucking hate being covered in poison ivy.  The calamine shit that I spread all over myself does not make for clean clothes.  I swear to God, you don’t realize how much your arms brush up against things until you cover them in orangy-pink goop.

Horrible news!  Where the hell am I going to eat lunch when I don’t know what I want to eat?  This is no fun.  No fun at all.

I Don’t Care How Sick You Say It’s Gonna Get

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I fucking hate being sick.  I could not sleep last night.

Looks like my fishing trip is canceled.  Thompson has an out-of-town guest coming. 

Performancing
is a super-awesome Firefox plugin.  So is Sage.  I am happier when I have great tools.  I’ve been reading Lifehacker and I want to be better about managing information, time, resources.  I have been feeling very weighed down recently, feeling like I am a victim of persistent partial attention.  I’ve found myself opening an application and then not knowing why I opened it when it’s finally opened.  This is happening a lot more.  Reading Tony Hoagland’s book yesterday was so nice because I think it was the first time in a while that I was able to concentrate on one thing, just one thing.

I’m hoping that using Performancing will help me to log some of those little thoughts a bit more effectively.  I sometimes think about blogging and fail to do so because I only want to get down one or two thoughts, and then I think that it’s not worth an entry. 

I think I may have just spent the last half hour with The First Wives Club playing in the background.  Christ.

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