• RT @charlietodd: brand new IE mission featuring @roblathan lost at a Knick's game: http://bit.ly/8UdErz #
• Aw man, now I'm freaking out too. RT @jillybee72: Just heard about vampire squids. Trying to stay calm. #
• Watching the Canes get dominated by a real NHL team. This is depressing. #

It’s not always pleasant to be reminded of your failures.  It’s worse when those reminders are everywhere you go.  (Look closely at the time remaining.)

• Carolina Hurricanes, your third period tonight made my eyes bleed. #

• Girls in Trouble is coming to Carrboro! Hells yes! #
• TURKEY DAY NONSENSE UPDATE: @leecreighton is headed to the White House to goof off. Come by, if you are so inclined. #

• Trivia tonight, 8 PM, Linda's downstairs, Franklin St., Chapel Hill. Pre-Turkey trivia hosted by this turkey! #

• Must've made the right listserv: INCH magazine set one-day highs for fiction submissions AND subscriptions today. #
• OMG OMGRT @davidb: I now have a valentine's day gift for @ayse and @rosswhite!!!!! (yes, we exchange gifts) http://tinyurl.com/yaoytjo #
• Someone please explain to me how Yunel Escobar gets an MVP vote. #

• So, here's a feeler… anyone interested in Beatles Rock Band this afternoon? Call my cell. #

• Made it to the Mob tonight on 1 vs. 100, but missed the same question that The One did. No prize for me. Still cool, though. #
• Oh, NOW I get why so many poets dislike Billy Collins. Just read "The Day Lassie Died" for the first time. #
• Try as I might, I cannot seem to get it through to my head that today is Saturday, not Sunday. I guess tomorrow will just feel like a bonus. #

• Reminder to fiction writers: submit shorts (up to 750 words) to INCH! Guest editor Michael Martone now reading stories. http://is.gd/4ZPVH #
• Listened to more AC/DC in a day today than I probably had in my whole life previously. Rewarding! #

• No one is better at finding the best websites ever than @yingling: http://www.catsforgold.com/ #
• I was honored to be asked for my autograph twice on Tuesday, even though I suspect H. Spelman asked only for the purposes of identity theft. #
• Six events I'd like to go to tonight, two of which I fully planned to do, but my body seems to be telling me that's a horrible idea. #

• RT @smalljones Downside of requiring classes to attend poetry readings = most of the audience taking notes. Upside = twittering less obvious #
• Thanks so much to everyone who came to yesterday's reading– it was a tremendous honor to read for such a kickass crowd! #
• Oh snap, @sajennings & @jsgriffin say they'll dominate trivia at 8 PM at Linda's (Franklin St. in Chapel Hill). Man up! Come try to beat em! #
• RT @T_Wheet_er sometimes your trash is really just other people's trash too. Stop clogging up the want adds brenda!!! #
• My students are now handing in so much stuff that I estimate I need 27 hours for grading b/w now and Mon. Now resolving: less feedback. #

• I read today at 3:30 in Donovan Lounge, Greenlaw Hall, UNC-CH campus. Rachel Richardson reads too! #
• I was really looking forward to a new QOTSA album, but hey, Them Crooked Vultures will do just fine! #
• Tweeting from the Xbox. Thank God for the USB keyboard… on the controller, this would blow. #

• Sometimes I think that no matter how long you wait, El Dorado telling you "15 minutes" means they'll wait til you arrive to prepare yr order #
• Bah– UNC game is not streaming anywhere on the web that I can find. This almost makes me want to get cable. #

• Ordering poems for my reading Tuesday at 3:30 in Donovan Lounge, 2nd floor Greenlaw, UNC-CH campus, with Rachel Richardson. Come hear us! #
• Have not yet gotten to the new books I really want to read, but spending a Saturday with books by Simic and Sieferle is OK with me. #

• Near Charleston, chilling in the rain. #
• Man I wish this hotel had ESPNU #

• If your game involves locomotives, I am so there. Why is that? #

• Did making up compound words become a new thing and I missed the boat? #
• It took an hour longer than I wanted to, but I have cleared the decks and can actually spend some time thinking today! #
• I feel like Baron Karza from the Micronauts. #

• Listening to Gladhands to get the day started. #
• On my WTF list today: the state of Maine, UNC-Wilmington, anyone suggesting the Braves should trade Vazquez, Nelly Furtado. #
• Hey, I remember when I cared about technorati! #
• C.Dale Young's "Torn" FTW. #
• Guest editor Michael Martone (author of MICHAEL MARTONE) accepting submissions of for an all-microfic issue of INCH. http://is.gd/4N5es #

• Rock Band DLC this week is Nirvana and Foo Fighters. Oh, man, I am quite pleased about this. #
• Is it possible to take my limbic system out of my body, wash it, and put it back in? I feel like that would help. #
• I believe my Twitter list of WW MFA grads is the finest on Twitter. http://twitter.com/rosswhite/wallies #

• Lots of little stuff to deal with on my radar, but inbox zero at 8:25 AM. #
• My morning reflection was the sobering realization that the demographic for Dany Heatley jokes is REALLY, REALLY small. #
• New issue of Waccamaw is up! http://www.waccamawjournal.com/ #
• New Olena Kalytiak Davis chapbook arrived this weekend! Hooray for the Hollyridge Chapbook Series! #