For some reason, when I log into GMail, the sponsored link at the top of the page is “How to end a friendship.” What in my GMail is making the adbots think that I need to end a friendship? If I do, I’m looking at you, Jennings: my lolcatz obsession kept me up all night. When Ladybug and I couldn’t sleep, we grabbed a laptop and scrolled through pages and pages of the things.