Aparently, television watchers, I was on an episode of This American Life yesterday. This shocked me for several reasons:

• I did not know This American Life was a television show.
• I have no idea why I would be on This American Life. Update: I found out. I must be in the background of some old footage. My pal, the brilliant Charlie Todd, had been featured on the radio version of the show some time ago in a segment about Improv Everywhere. It makes perfect sense that his story would be on the inaugural episode of a TAL tv show. I must be in the background of some old footage. If you do not yet know about Improv Everywhere, it’s brilliant. I really want a copy of this show now! Congratulations to Charlie.
• This will not bode well for my federal witness protection program identity.

If you happened to tape or TiVo this program, I would love to see it.