Do you guys remember the fat X-Wing pilot in Star Wars, who was hilariously named Porkins?

Here he is:

As I was driving to work today, I passed a hefty dude on a bicycle. He had the whole shebang, in terms of riding gear– the superfly aerodynamic helmet, the head-to-toe black spandex gear, the reflective bright yellow smock-thing. And I swear to you, he looked just like Porkins. Just like him.

Stay on target!

Oh, also, oh my God.