I’m foul! I’m vile! I’ll curse and curse and then, like Muhammed Ali, I’ll lull you to sleep with my left hand while I say the f word in sign langauge with my right!

(fuzzy gerdes took this picture)

I don’t kiss my mother with this mouth! I’m rude like Delmon Young is a five-tool player! I’ll poach fowl on propriety’s property!

Everything must go! Bugger off! I hate it here! I hold you in the same regard as I hold much of Phil Collins’ solo work!

(james cridland took this picture and licensed it through creative commons)

Screw you and your uproar, your bile, your impatience, your impertinence, your poor fashion sense and ill-thought-out tattoos, and your incessant pilgrimages to Suckland.

(twm took this picture and licensed it through creative commons)

I’m making cut-out paper dolls of politicians and movie stars and anyone who has a lame cause so I can throw darts at the genitals! Don’t count on the good times rolling!

(NiteLynx took this picture and licensed it through creative commons)

Bollocks and a sigh!