Today is draft day for Matt Pack’s Fantasy Baseball League! I’ve agreed this year to become a whipping boy for this league, since I am now armed with widgets like the Major League Baseball standings widget and the Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball widget. I expect that I can finish no higher than 11th of 12, but I plan to be the league badass by polishing up some of my old CSBL skills and sending crazy-ass press releases about my team. Sadly, I cannot find any remnants of those old press releases, though I believe them to exist in some electronic format, somewhere. I do remember some of my favorites, such as:

• Vladimir Guerrero Makes Tasty Pie
• Manny Ramirez Concerned With Creation of Comfortable Workspaces
• Bruce Chen: “I Swear, I Am Not Asian”