Every now and then, the Internet sends you tumbling into one of its remote corners, and you find something truly wonderful. I was looking at which phrases lead you to this blog, and of course, “JJ Redick girlfriend” has been a big one this month. With his picture all over the teevee and all those hopeful 15-year-olds in Wyoming, how could it not be? It might even be the #1 search term of the month on Google!

So I searched on that term to see how high I rank– a paltry tenth!– and I followed one of the other links when I saw this:

WTF?

Seriously, how can you not follow a link that promises you that? I did, and here’s the whole message:

My dear God. I had to click the link, which took me to this guy’s blog, which is also a work of art! The past month has gems like the prank on a USC basketball player, a slam at T.O. (we know how I feel about T.O.), and the conspiracy to let 30-something nerds take over EA Games’ soundtracks. Sure, none of that measures up to the Danny Ferry thing, but I’m a fan.

I have thoughts on all kinds of subjects! Really! Here are some of my thoughts from the world of SPORTS!

Man, am I glad to see that Dook is out of the NCAAs. I hate Dook, I really do, but this year’s crop of Dookies has a special place in my black, black heart. JJ Redick annoys me some, but that has more to do with the flood of “JJ is Gay” “No, JJ dated MEEEE” posts in my blog. Shelden Williams also annoys me, but that’s because I hate seeing his “pumped up” face on TV– it’s hideous. But the part that stings me the most is that this is the first Duke team, mostly because of the aforemetioned players, that I had to have some respect for. Before, abject hatred was enough. This crew… well, they earned some respect, because Redick and Williams are damn good basketball players who seem to play the game the right way.

The Carolina Panthers have apparently tossed out the concept of team chemistry and signed Keyshawn Johnson. The man is a cancer. I guess since T.O. got all the ink this winter, they figured Keyshawn couldn’t be that bad. But he is. He’s that bad. (He’s also in decline.)

Alfonso Soriano is an idiot. He won’t go to left field because he thinks his value is higher as a second baseman. The Nationals threaten to disqualify him. He goes to left field. He has a horrible second day. Everyone makes a big deal about it.

How would it have gone down if he’d just quietly gone to left field? He has a horrible second day, no one cares.

Christ almighty, if you paid me what he’s making, I’d play both positions simultaneously.

This giant photo of Adam Morrison crying is really, really unsettling. I almost feel bad for the guy that it was published on a major website like ESPN. I don’t feel bad at all that a rinky-dink-ass website like mine is pointing people to it.

Roy Williams is awesome. This should be a bigger story than it is, and since it’s not, I am assuming that is because everyone knows Roy Williams is awesome.

Seriously, do you care that much if JJ is gay?