FX is doing a night of Jet Li movies, which got me wondering if there will ever be a sequel to “The One.” Would it be called “The One 2″ or “The Other One” or “Another One” or “One More”?

I know these hilarious titles don’t hold a candle to some of the stuff Farkers thought of, but hey, it occurred to me in a mental dead zone. I was watching, and I’m not kidding, “Big Momma’s House” when I thought of it. (My vote for the Farkers goes to “The Bourne Lobotomy.”)

Ross White is a writer living in Durham, NC. His work has appeared in Tar River Poetry, Southern Poetry Review, and Carolina Quarterly, and on Salon.com. He is currently pursuing his MFA in Creative Writing from Warren Wilson College. Everything else is fluff.