Sad news: the Shamrock Shake may no longer be available anywhere. I do not know of anyone who had one today.

Which perhaps can be explained by last year’s revelation that Shamrock Shake is people.

I’d enjoy a Shamrock Shake, I would, but I don’t want to bring it back so badly. Namely because I wonder what the hell McDonald’s used to make all that green. Maybe these people know.

I failed to wear green today, quite by accident, because my mind was not on the date when I woke up, but on the fact that there were snow flurries, and that almost certainly meant that North Carolina would shut down for the day as panic set in.