In every facet of your life, people will get riled up over the littlest things. So take a step back, remember to breathe, be able to laugh, get some strong anti-depressants, and carry a SIG Sauer P226.

I’ve shot one of these. (That’s a little known fact about me– I know my way around a gun, and I used to be a pretty decent shot.) It’s got one of the smoothest shots, its recoil is just the slightest bite, and it’s as accurate as you are.

And there you have it: one of my better-kept secrets, made public for you on a Friday morning. I have a favorite handgun.