Markie Got a Venereal Disease from Sharon and Joey Jumped In Front of a Train [Insert Inane Chorus That Doesn'y Even Remotely Belong With the Verses]

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Do you remember that one Butthole Surfers song that people liked? About all the people who like dying in Texas? I heard that song on the way home tonight– the third time I have heard it this week on our increasingly crappy rock station– and was once again amazed that of all the rock songs that have garnered even an ounce of popularity, that one has become part of the pantheon. What a completely shitty song. But I guess that’s how people have to hear the song now… when I worked in a used CD store, we must have turned away 10-20 copies of that album a day. No one, and I mean no one, wanted to keep that album.