Jill also sends Kirk postcards. She’s the coolest!

How do you tell someone… a co-worker, let’s say… that their daughter/son is fat and ugly? I mean, not because they asked, but because you really just want to. You wanna be all up in their face with a quick, “Your son is fat!” or “Your daughter is ugly!”

And do you think that when you do it, they’ll go home and tell the kid? Because you would really like that.

Ooh, this is cool. 22 Panels That Always Work

I’ve dropped off greatly when it comes to blogging. It used to be that when I had a full day in the office, you could expect a smattering of posts, links and thoughts from me. Now, you get one a day. If you’re nice.

That’s it. Not only am I tapped out as a human being, but I’ve exhausted all of the cool possibilities on the Internet. There are no links left worth seeing that I have not already blogged about. Please close your web browser now and return to your offline life.