Phone call at 2:06 PM. Recorded message.

“This is Hawaii Right to Life. We urge you to call your senator to oppose bill number 594-12, which would allow doctor-assisted suicide in Hawaii. Please call your senator right now at 808-541-2549 to voice your vocal opposition to this bill. This is Hawaii Right to Life. Please call your senator at 808-541-2549 to oppose the legalization of doctor-assisted suicide in Hawaii.”

My favorite scene from Muppets from Space:

[PEPE THE PRAWN and KERMIT, dressed in white lab coats, in the hall at the ultra-secret government compound. Two DOCTORS enter.]

DOCTOR 1: Hello, doctor.

KERMIT: Doctor.

PEPE: Doctor.

DOCTOR 2: Doctor.

KERMIT: Doctor.

PEPE: Doctor.

KERMIT: That’s us.

PEPE: Doctors in the hallway.